Finally, a shirt that's as honest as your accountant wishes you were.
Whether you're an actual IRS agent looking to strike fear into the hearts of dinner party guests, a tax attorney with a dark sense of humor, or just someone who filed an extension again and has accepted their fate — this tee was made for you.
Wear it to family gatherings and watch relatives suddenly remember they have somewhere else to be. Sport it at your next audit (bold move, we respect it). Or simply let it serve as a daily reminder that somewhere in Washington D.C., someone is very interested in your Venmo history.
Features:
100% cotton, 0% tax deductible
Pre-shrunk, unlike your refund
Machine washable — unlike your financial decisions
Available in "Audit Red," "Receipt Beige," and "Midnight Extension Black"
Pairs perfectly with a dead-eyed stare and a briefcase full of 1099s
"Nothing is certain except death and this shirt." — Benjamin Franklin (probably)
Disclaimer: The Internal Revenue Service does not endorse this product. They don't endorse anything. They just take.
