Same Sh*t Different Hat T-Shirt

For the politically exhausted. The chronically online. The person who's lived through enough election cycles to know that the hat changes, the promises change, the vibes change — and yet, somehow, inexplicably, nothing else does.

This shirt is bipartisan in the most depressing way possible. 100% cotton. 100% over it.
Pairs perfectly with: a deep sigh, a third-party protest vote, and the thousand-yard stare of someone who's watched one too many "change is coming" speeches.

Machine washable, because unlike the political system, some things can actually be cleaned up.Available in every color, because it truly does not matter.

Warning: May cause strangers to nod at you with a look of profound, weary solidarity.