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Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid T-shirt

$27.46

The Problem Solver. Science has given us penicillin, the internet, and reusable rockets. But let's be honest — duct tape remains humanity's greatest achievement. This shirt pays homage to that silver, sticky legend while acknowledging its one tragic limitation: it cannot cure stupidity.

It can, however, buy you about 45 blissful seconds of silence. Wear it to family reunions, staff meetings, or anywhere else the universe has decided to test your patience. Consider it a polite warning label for the people around you. 100% cotton. 0% tolerance for nonsense.

Note: Manufacturer does not condone the actual application of duct tape to actual people. Probably.

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