Because at some point, you realize the villain in Act 3 is just wearing a different tie than the villain in Act 1. This brutally honest cotton tee is for the politically exhausted, the chronically disillusioned, and anyone who has ever watched an election cycle and thought "wait, haven't I seen this movie before?"
Features:
Soft enough to wear while doomscrolling at 2am
Bold enough to start a conversation you may or may not want to have
100% cotton, 0% surprised by how things turned out
Goes with everything — because unfortunately, so does the message
Perfect for: voters, non-voters, former voters, people who need a minute, and anyone currently staring at the news with the dead eyes of someone who has seen too much.
Warning: May cause strangers to nod slowly and point at you in solemn solidarity.
The costume changes. The BS doesn't. At least your shirt is honest.
